Help tha' police,
Comin' straight from tha' underground,
Young chap's got it good 'cause I'm brown,
And not the other colour, so police think
They have the authority to carry out enquiries.

I don't mind, 'cause I ain't tha' one
For an excellent policeman with a badge and a gun
To be reasonably arresting, and throwin' in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell.

Havin' lots of fun, 'cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager,
Searchin' my car, lookin for the biscuits,
Thinkin' every chap is sellin' bits of chocolate.

You'd rather see me writing with a pen
Then, me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Go swimming with Lorenzo
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the sack-race
Thank you very much for the bread and water.

I don't know if they're naughty or what,
Search a chap down and grabbin' his hat,
And on the other hand, without a hat they can't get none,
But don't let it be a black and a white one,
'Cause they'll tickle you until you're giggling
Black police havin' fun with a white cop.

Ice Cube will entertain
All the local bobbies in a blue uniform,
Just 'cause I'm from the CPT
Nice police are nice to me.
A young man in a hot bath,
And when I'm finished, there's gonna' be a party,
Of cops, havin' fun in LA,
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say...

Help tha' police,
Help, help, help tha' police,
Help, help, help tha' police,
Help, help, help tha' police.


Events in the coming year :
15th September - Claire goes to Leeds
1st November - James' visit to London [7 days]
3rd November - Ross Noble @ Hammersmith Apollo
6th November - My 19th birthday

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